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okay but imagine:

• Yuuri wins the grand prix after skating the free skate of his life, complete with a beautifully executed quad flip.
  
• Afterward, Victor kisses him with tears in his eyes, and whispers ‘If we could, I would marry you right now,” in between a stream of overjoyed rambling compliments, causing Yuuri to blink at him and blush because he more or less proposed earlier, didn’t he?
  
• Later, while they’re doing press and taking pictures Phichit leans over, grinning wildly like ‘so what did Victor say to you earlier, anyway? You looked so happy’ because he’s nosy like that and he definitely cannot resist the gossip TM
• And he’s expecting Yuuri to look away and not say anything, but Yuuri must be riding high off of his victory because he just smiles with a slight blush on his face and says that Victor said he wanted to get married.
• Phichit kinda blinks like woah he’s definitely messaging his group chat with Guang-hong and Leo about this immediately but also holy crap Victor proposed.  So he grins real big like ‘Congrats Yuuri!” and squishes him in a hug
• And Yuuri gets flustered, shaking his head, like ‘ah, no, I mean, it’s not like we could actually get married haha’
• And Phichit sorta pauses, nods a little sadly, and then his face gets all contemplative in that way that Yuuri has learned from years of friendship means he’s plotting something.  
• Yuuri’s kinda like ‘uh Phichit ummm’ when Phichit looks at him with a thoughtful smile and says ‘You know… same-sex marriage is legal here’
• And Yuuri is kinda like yeah I guess it is before swiftly changing the subject, probably vaguely aware he made a grave mistake talking to Phichit about this, but it’s a really busy overwhelming day so he basically forgets the entire exchange
• So flash two days or so forward.  They’re all hanging out in Spain for a little while longer doing press and such.  But today has been weird.  For some reason all of Yuuri’s friends have basically totally disappeared from the hotel and aren’t responding to his messages which is a little bewildering.  Even Minako-sensei has mysteriously disappeared, which is really odd considering she can’t go a moment without crying about his victory.
• So Yuuri’s kinda confused when suddenly he gets a cryptic text from Victor asking him to meet him outside the hotel.  And Yuuri’s like huh I wonder if Victor went and did something silly like buy me an expensive gift or something but goes to meet him because really he’ll do anything for Victor
• And Victor’s just standing there in the street, blushing a little.
• Yuuri opens his mouth to ask what’s going on, but then Victor cuts him off and starts in on a rambling rant, his accent almost too think to understand because of how nervous he is. And it ends with him stammering out ‘So maybe… if you want… we could just get married here? Right now?’
• And Yuuri is so shocked, he doesn’t know what to do.  His mind can’t catch up to what’s going on.  He just stands there, staring at Victor, until he realizes Victor is growing even more uncomfortable under his gaze. Panicked, he blurts the first thing that comes to mind which happens to be ‘Did Phichit tell you to do this?’ which he obviously kicks himself for two seconds later, because that is no proper response to a genuine proposal 
• But Victor has already taken that as a rejection, rambling off ‘I know it’s really sudden!  And probably too soon! We totally don’t have to!  I just- thought- why not, when would we get another opportunity but you’re right, I mean this is a crazy idea, right? I don’t even have a ring! We should-’
• And Yuuri has to cut him off by grabbing his hand, tentatively linking their fingers together and pressing closer. ‘It is a crazy idea… But I didn’t say I that it was a bad one.’
• Victor’s widen and he smiles so big and then they’re kissing in the middle of the sidewalk. Cars honks at them as they drive by but neither of them even notices.
• When Yuuri pulls away he’s smiling dopily and so in love and a little overwhelmed.  But he still has enough sass left to mumble ‘So I take it Phichit totally put you up to this?’
• Victor gasps in mock affront (Phichit totally didn’t… but he might have like… made a suggestion or two… and helped pull a few strings)
• Then Victor leads Yuuri back inside, holding his hand and Yuuri has a lot of questions because did Victor mean now, like now, now, like holy shit they’re getting married now? 
• His question is immediately answered when Victor leads him into the hotel ball room and a small crowd of there friends and a judge are already waiting there.
• Phichit has the biggest shit-eating grin on his face and immediately snaps a picture.
• Yuuri proceeds to burst into tears.
• After a few moments of everyone attempting to comfort Yuuri and congratulate them, he manages to get himself together, promise everyone that no, he’s just a little shocked is all, yes he’s very happy, he just can’t believe this.
• Phichit serves as Yuuri’s best men and the official wedding photographer.
• Yurio is Victor’s best man and he tries to pretend that he’s annoyed by it but he’s definitely super happy for them and starts sniffling half-way through the vows.
• Minako facetimes in Yuuri’s family, the Nishigoris and Makkachin. They’re all really excited, but none of them seem as surprised as Yuuri would have expected.  The triplets are a little annoyed they got cheated out of the perfect opportunity to be flower girls, but the still seem happy for them.  Yuuri’s parents are overjoyed.  Mari is a little exasperated, but happy for her brother.  Makkachin hopes he can get more treats.
• Yakov definitely cries, and then yells at Victor when he dares to point it out later.  He thought no one would notice over the sound of Minako’s sobbing.
• Phichit live tweets their super sappy vow.
• Minako picked out their wedding rings, though no one knows how she knew both their correct rings sizes.
• The other skaters from the grand prix finals were invited, or just showed up regardless. Chris spends the whole time sniffling about how romantic this is but how disappointing to have them both of the market while Otabek smiles shyly and pretends to listen.  
• JJ snaps a selfie with both of them and posts it to his twitter, tagging it with #lovewins and like 10 other hashtags, though both Victor and Yuuri are almost cut out of the picture in favor JJ’s face. It’s the thought that counts.
• The picture Phichit posts on Instagram of Yuuri and Victor’s first kiss as a married couple breaks the record for most likes within 24 hours. 
• Afterwards they go to a bar to celebrate.
• JJ dances and sings along to “Theme of King JJ” on the top of a bar table, enthralling the other bar patrons.  Yurio seriously considers murdering him.
• Minako takes the opportunity to get super drunk, and ramble off every embarrassing detail of Yuuri’s crush on Victor.  Yuuri flushes, but takes it stride.
• Phichit demands that he, as best man, gets to give a speech.  
• Yurio outright refuses, but after a few minutes of endless prodding from Phichit mumbles out a “Congrats.  You idiots are really good for each other,” which has both Victor and Yuuri in tears.
• After the 4th replay of “Theme of King JJ” Phichit slips something to the bartender. 
• Victor and Yuuri freeze when “Stay Close to Me”, the very song that brought them together in the first place, suddenly begins to play.  Yuuri starts to laugh, and Victor offers his hand.
• They slow dance, their foreheads pressed together, Victor’s hands on Yuuri’s hips, Yuuri’s arms around Victor’s neck, just swaying there completely absorbed in each other, as if they forgot everyone else was watching.  
• They’re both crying, and it’s perfect.